18 April 2019

The Spoiler-Filled Eulogy

04/18/2019 06:52:21 PM



I am offering my insincere condolences to all the people who have lost relationships with their friends because of spoilers. May that loss makes you all be responsible enough to SHUT UP AND WATCH from now on. 


Yes, you both should just SHUT UP and WATCH. No one really cares about your whining and stories that deliberately bring bad vibes to anyone who unexpectedly reads them on their social media news feeds. No one wanted to have a minute or two of their lives ruined by your rants and brouhahas on Facebook and Twitter.

PUTANGINANG YAN. SINCE KAILAN PA TAYO NAKIKIPAGPATAYAN PARA LANG SA MGA PUTANGINANG KABABAWAN GAYA NG MGA PALABAS? HA, PUTANGINA, BAKIT? 

Oh, wait, that's not petty to some of you, right?

Because I am so fucking sick and tired of you guys whining like a bunch of crybabies; hey, as if you guys own the world and everything should run according to you (NEWS FLASH: the world would still be running even if you guys pass away soon)! 

So you got spoiled and now you've been crying as if you've wasted 10 years of your life and “excitement?” Hey, it's 6:38 in the evening and you shouldn't be whining about being spoiled while all you got, in reality, is being stuck in traffic and the bus you rode is already been filled to the extent of being uncomfortable. Or it's already 8:41 in the morning you should be working your ass off, but here you are bitching over people that spoiled you on a show. Quit yapping over the entitlement of your entertainment, you narcissistic idiot!

And you, on the other hand... hey, you thought I'm siding with you, didn't you? (Well, fuck you if you think so.) Just because it's your wall doesn't mean you are going to be an inconsiderate bastard by posting thoughts that may ruin other people's rights to enjoy things as you did. You're not a no-holds-barred guy – but you're the real party pooper here, so think first before berating the spoiled ones as such. 

If you can't help it, there's always an “only me” setting as well as drafts, so that you can say your insights (or whatever) without the worry of affecting others. Oh wait, I totally forgot that you're a lazy-ass bastard, but that's your problem now – not mine. Just because you have the freedom to speak doesn't mean you are spared from its responsibilities. 

Think of how many times you got into trouble because of you and your loud and idiotic mouth. See what happens? Your loss, not mine. 

Now, get your shit together. Be mindful. Be responsible for your words. Don't spoil the fun, and hope y'all don't whine and cry afterwards.

In other words, SHUT UP AND WATCH.

Thank you fucking very much!

Author: slickmaster | © 2019 The SlickMaster's Files

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