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12 August 2014

11 August 2014

Tirada Ni SlickMaster: 50 Banned Shades?

8/10/2014 11:29:50 PM

Hindi ako fan ng librong ito. At kung sakali man na ipalabas rin ito sa Pilipinas, ay hindi ko rin ito mapanood (dahil malamang, hindi rin naman ako interesado). Pero para i-ban ang movie adaptation ng librong 50 Shades of Grey sa Pilipinas? Teka, malaking kalokohan yata ‘to ah.

Nagsulat ng liham ang Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines sa Movie and Television Review and Classification Board (MTRCB)  na naglalayong i-ban ang naturang pelikula sa bansa. Nakatakdang ipalabas ang 50 Shades of Grey sa darating na Valentines Day sa 2015.

Ganun ba? Oo, ganun nga.

08 August 2014

Flick Review: Guardians of the Galaxy

08/07/14 11:27:20 AM

If you want to make a different superhero movie, you need four things: a twisted fusion of action and comedy, different plot style, never-much-heard before characters, and a nostalgic soundtrack list.


Cause I think that formula comprised the recognition that Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy earned. Prior to watching this 125-minuter, I have seen a lot of movie reviews and true enough — they gave this thing a high-rated scores. Even the legitimate critics from Rotten Tomatoes are counted, considering that GoTG was not a very serious-mattered picture in the first place.

07 August 2014

Alaala ng WOTL

06/16/14 10:10:59 AM

(As of the time na nailimbag ang post na ito, muling nagbabalik ang Word of the Lourd sa pamamagitan ng kanilang episode na SONA 2014)

Sometimes, memories can be a real bitch, ika nga niya.

Ewan ko. Siguro, noong panahon na nagba-bye na talaga ito sa ere (noong nakaraang Christmas at New Year holiday yun, to be exact), at marami ang nanlumo sa lungkot. At isa na dun ang inyong lingkod.

Oo nga naman. Bakit nagpaalam na sila sa ere? Sa panahon na mas kailangan ng tao ang mga palabas na nagbibigay ng isang malaking package ng aliw, kaalaman, opinyon sa nakararami, BAKIT?????!!!

06 August 2014

Tough Kid's Passing

06/27/14 01:15:14 PM

If wrestling is only for tough guys (how we wish, right?), well, think again.

As much as we would like to think of any sort of hardcore awesomeness thing like professional wrestling, we're in the reality where kids younger than we are (during our respective childhood eras) have much louder fan voice. No wonder why they're a fan of John Cena (sometimes, “fuck PG” was all I can say).

And maybe, 'cause everything is all in the power of your hands, so was this child. His name is Connor Michalek, a then-six year old wrestling fan on Pennsylvania, whose battling a tumor that affected both his brain and spinal column.

05 August 2014

Throwback Post: Why Iron Man Is Better Than Superman (And Any Other Superhero Movie) On 2013?

8/2/2013 11:14:53 AM

Apparently, this was a super-late post made through my drafts. Yes, it's been stuck for a year. Now, I know that Spiderman and X-Men were ruling the superhero movie scene (no doubt). But since I'll publish this on everyone's favorite throwback day named as Thursday, oh, well...

I heard some comparisons between superheroes on which of them really emerged for this year. A little says “Iron Man is the coolest.” And the other would say “No. Superman is always way better than iron Man.”

Though I have to admit – comparing these two toughies may be unfair, as:

04 August 2014

Flick Review: Step Up All In

7/29/2014 3:23:14 AM

It seems rare that a movie franchise will set their fifth sequel nowadays, considering that people’s expectation usually looms up, which also means that disappointments can even occur more frequently.

And we’re not even talking about either action or horror here, huh?; but a dance-themed drama instead.
Look, Step Up All In was the fifth Step Up movie ever filmed since its formal inception in 2007, with the previous instalment came just a little bit less two years ago. And I remember watching that flick over HBO with that flashy mob.

03 August 2014

Tirada Ni SlickMaster: Emotional SONA

8/3/2014 12:48:49 PM

Kakaiba raw ang State of the Nation Address  ni Pangulong Benigno Aquino noong nakaraang Lunes. Napakabihira ang mga parasaring, di tulad ng mga nakaraang SONA niya ah. 

02 August 2014

May Bagong Sex Scandal! Eh Ano Ngayon?! (v. 2014)

8/2/2014 3:35:33 PM

Okay. So ang isang newsmaker ay nagging laman ng balita ngayon ano? Naging subject lang naman siya ng isang kumakalat na sex scandal video sa social media.

Ang tanong: eh ano naman ngayon?!

01 August 2014

Snappy Answers to Stupid Breakup Questions (and Follow-up Conversations)

06/17/14 01:38:23 PM

It's been a very long while mula noong una akong nagsulat ng “snappy answers” para sa mga katakut-takot pero nakakatarantadong lovelife at pormahan questions. Well, parang yung MAD Magazine lang e no?

Una kong sinulat ang ganung artikulo noong Oktubre 2012, sa panahon na pinuputakte ako ng mga tanong ukol sa pormahan, at yan nga lang ang aking mga naging sagot.

Ngayon, hindi lang pang-pormahan ito. May pang-break-up pa!

31 July 2014

The Rundown Slam: WWE Battleground 2014

7/29/2014 3:40:50 AM


After John Cena successfully climbed the ladder to ascension, he’s up for a new challenge: and that is defending his 15th world title in a gruelling four-way clash. With perhaps the interesting here are something I can only describe in two things: another competitor on the rise by the name of Roman Reigns and an avenging heel in Randy Orton.

30 July 2014

Last Home Buster

7/29/2014 3:44:45 PM

Nakakadismaya nga naman, ano? Akalian mo, isang basketball game sana tampok ang mga manlalaro ng NBA at ang Gilas Pilipinas, nakansela pa sa pamamagitan ng “last minute announcement” noong gabi ng Lunes, Hulyo 21, 2014, sa Smart-Araneta Coliseum sa Quezon City.

Ayan tuloy, nauwi sa scrimmage ang dapat sana’y isang exhibition contest.

At ang siste, mantakin mong magkano kaya ang binayad ng karamihan sa mga ‘to? Balita raw ay mual P750 hanggang P23,300. Wasak, men.

29 July 2014

Tirada Ni SlickMaster: State Of The Fashion Address

7/29/2014 3:00:01 PM

Media reporter: Congressman Timothy Wally, ang gara ng suot n'yo ha?
Congressman: Ay, oo naman. Yung wardrobe designer ko ang gumawa nito.

MR: Who are you wearing, Sen. Corazon Apting?
Senator: (insert name of designer here)

HAY NAKU.

Wala nang mas nakakairita pa kesa sa mga nagbobonggahang mga gown at barong tagalog kapag araw ng State of the Nation Address.

28 July 2014

Bago N'yo Taasan Ang Pasahe sa Jeep...

06/30/14 03:12:27 PM



May usap-usapan na planong itaas sa sampung piso (P10) ang pasahe sa mga pampasaherong jeepney, mula sa dating walong piso at limampung sentimo (P8.50) na presyo nito. Napanood ko nga lang ito bilang isa sa mga balita sa isang morning show sa isa sa mga higanteng TV network.

Actually, 8.50 mula noong nakaraang buwan—at muli , matapos ang apat na taon na nakapako ito sa otso pesos (P8.00)

Ano? Putangina?! Magtataas na naman sila?

Oo nga. (Unli ka rin, e no?)

27 July 2014

Playback: It's On Again

06/27/14 12:33:49 PM

I don't know why it took me  some two months to appreciate this track. I know, Kendrick Lamar's the new face of current mainstream rap music (you can't call him God since he's too young, and Eminem still ruled that world at all), and Alicia Keys we have in this 2014 soundtrack was not the same dudette you listened on 2013 (with that high-belting song “Girl on Fire”), nor even during the past decade where she sounded like that vintage Motown music.

But this? Heck, one good collaboration at all.


  
Buy why it took me two months? Why only now, slickmaster?